Ma Yun broke off and chatted with Zhang Shun, grinning and winning. He said, "Shuang’er, what’s wrong with you? Who pissed you off? Tell me I sent someone to spank him. "
"I just want to talk to you, sir. I took stock of my things at home after I left the house this afternoon. I’m in the middle of it. Guess what happened?" Shuang’er airway
"Did you find a few more jewels?" Ma Yun teased
"Ye—-"Shuang’er had felt Ma Yun’s teasing meaning and saw Ma Yun’s one eye and continued, "When I took stock, I heard people report that Zhang Zhuang was blocked by the punishment department at the city gate this year, so I went directly to the punishment department and asked them to release the results. These officials pushed around and withdrew, but I couldn’t say why. I didn’t come back until I smashed the punishment department."
What? Ma Yun was taken aback. Xiao Ni is still hot-tempered. You dare to smash the police uncle’s office, which is deeply loved by the broad masses of the people, and come back safely. It’s true that the servant girl of Wangfu is also a six-official, one more than the concierge of the prime minister’s house.
Ma Yun suddenly came out of his mind with the words arrogant and domineering. Peng Shuang was so gentle in front of him and became a tigress after going out. What did you say? Say how arrogant this prince used to be. Come to Ma Yun, this man just likes to make a fortune. He usually pursues a low-key, low-key and low-key; But how did you become such a person after crossing the five generations?
Ma Yun couldn’t help but smile in his heart. After listening to Wu Ban’s words today, I think we should be more cautious. As a result, you have come up with this thing. Should I punish you for such a beautiful woman?
Zhang Shun laughed. "Miss Peng’s name was heard in the palace. It’s really a female hero. It’s really gratifying to smash the punishment department. Otherwise, it can really make the punishment department people mix it up."
Ma Yun took a surprised look at Zhang Shun and thought, Aren’t you so-called "self-serious"? How can you add fuel to the fire? Forget it. I’ll forgive you once for being a beautiful woman. Anyway, I can’t just run over and apologize. We’re little princes.
Ma Yun took Shuang’er’s little hand to comfort Shuang’er and promised to personally urge the punishments to investigate the case. This Xiao Ni’s face turned red very quickly, and the whole person quickly recovered from the tiger’s violent behavior just now to my pity for the little woman. Hey, hey, it’s interesting.
Ma Yun is enjoying this moment of tenderness outside Qian Qing and Shida Avenue. "You asked us to buy something and we got it back."
The "peasant association" has come. Do you still have this thing these days? Oh, it must be "back". It seems that Putonghua still needs to be popularized, so that Ma Yun has to listen to others with his ears open like a dog, otherwise he may not understand it.
When Ma Yun saw that they brought things for women in, he almost fainted. Qian Qing and Shida, do you think this-this-is too fashionable?
This thing is not a thing, specifically, it is a person or someone else, or Ma Yun saw the artist at noon today.
Ma Yun’s head was suddenly a little short-circuited. "Are you going to give this person to a woman?"
As soon as Ma Yun said this, Peng Shuang’s big eyes wandered around the three of them and felt very curious. Zhang Shun took one look and immediately bowed their heads and stopped talking.
Qian Qing and Shida are a little anxious to say "no, no"
Ma Yun’s heart said, "I have not been fully prepared by the words and deeds of the ancients these days. Besides, we are modern people, and we have heard and seen much more than you. Can we not understand your ancient thoughts?" The worst thing is that the "three noes" policy does not oppose, support or express its position.
Stone Avenue "I have been walking around the street for a long time and I don’t know what to buy? I happened to see this man selling a sword near the Warm Smoke Pavilion. As the saying goes, "A sword is given to a beauty", so we decided to buy it, but this sword is so expensive that we can bring people back. "
Ma Yun’s heart said, is the sword given to the hero and the pink matched with the beautiful woman? Sword for beauty? His wife wears a sword every day. What is this? Does this man still dare to make love? Can our industry still develop? What kind of brain is this?
Ma Yun was about to speak when Peng Shuang said, "How much is your sword?"
The artist put his head on the road, "If it’s a hero, this sword will be taken for nothing, otherwise it will be bought for a thousand taels of silver."
Stop lifting your head. It’s like a nosebleed. Your top hat is quite tight. It’s all horizontal. It’s not hanging down, Mygod! You’re a little wasted in art, this guy.
Listening to him, a sword sells for a thousand taels of silver. Even Zhang Shun looked up and stared at him with a sword in his hand.
The fact is, I can’t see it because this sword is in the scabbard. What about this scabbard? It’s really tacky
Ma Yunxin said, how did you get such a junk as a scabbard? I think your level of speculation is quite high. Selling a sword and smashing yourself into a row is also different. It’s not "selling swords". It’s cheap. Let’s look at the category "and it’s directly" I’m a madman in Chu ".Let’s talk about it first.
This man is unusual! Ma Yun just wants to ask you if you want to express your inner world besides advertising and selling swords. Are you trying to express your dissatisfaction with the government? Or do you want to express your feelings about life? Or donate money for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Can you explain your heart activity? You shouldn’t stay in Changsha. You should run like Forrest Gump. Maybe everyone will run with you and no one will fight. How nice it would be if the country was unified and the world was peaceful!
Shuang’er continued, "Since you sell swords, can you show us this sword? We can’t give money if we don’t see the goods. "
The artist chuckled, "Of course," and he took the scabbard in his left hand and the hilt in his right hand to listen to "poof" and took out the swords one by one.
Ma Yun immediately fainted to the ground. This little dare to play art. It must be a guy with his lips next to the sky and his lips next to the ground. But Ma Yun didn’t expect that just now, he couldn’t shape him. I really saw shame, but I have never seen you so ashamed that I didn’t know the word "shame". Or shame to the point of recognizing "shame" as a commendatory term, even in the 21st century, the word shame has evolved into a neutral word. Are you from the 31st century? Is this a saint’s door?
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What kind of sword is it? A rotten piece of iron!
Not to mention the rusty surface, the shape is a little deformed and out of shape, so forget it. Doesn’t Yan Nantian Jian look quite broken, too? The key is pulled out. This thing should not be called "sword", but its scientific name should be "iron piece". If a modifier must be added, it should be "super rotten". If you don’t think it’s enough, you can call it "you won’t even want super rotten iron piece to collect waste"
Peng Shuang turned against the airway at that time. "How dare you go to Wang Yefu to cheat Qian Qing and throw the stone out of the house?"
Qian Qing and Shida were about to drag him out to practice boxing in the previous step.
The artist shouted "Slow down!"
Seeing his head shaking gently, he said, "Does your majesty think this sword is not worth a thousand taels of silver?"
Ma Yun looked at his heart and judged whether this guy was crazy. Aren’t you afraid that I will kill you when I get angry?
Shuang’er said with a curl of his mouth, "Who are you fooling? It’s good that you can sell this broken sword for ten pence. "
"Ha ha report but wonder if I’m crazy? I’m daring to ask your majesty, is the sword worth a thousand taels in his heart? "
Shuang’er said, "Less should be cutting iron like a mud sword."
"The rich merchant’s heart is inlaid with Baoyu sword at this price; In the heart of a strong man, it is also the price to drink the blood sword of the enemy chieftain; In the minds of dignitaries, the sword that they like is at this price; In the hearts of ordinary people, you can meet the price of three meals a day; Your majesty’s sword is at this price? "
What did Zhang Shun seem to be thinking after he said this? Qian Qing and Shi Daxian don’t understand what this means? Shuang’er’s big eyes sparkled and seemed to want to say something.
Ma Yun thought this man was still interesting, so he turned and sat back in his seat with a smile. "What sword do you think Li Jing, the Lord of the Tang Dynasty, should like, sir?"